i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
soo... how was my night?
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