Little spoons don't ask big questions
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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