Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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