And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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