I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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