the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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