My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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