Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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