The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
You smell like stripper and shame
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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