I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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