Pants 0. Shit 1.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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