Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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