I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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