He is such a slut. More and more my type.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
my shit smells like andre
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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