She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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