i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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