we were pretty classy up until the second keg
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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