At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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