FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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