id be glad to
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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I need you to use more vowels.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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