So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Randomize