Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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