dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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