have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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