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(480): View more from Arizona

I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial

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(480): View more from Arizona

You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.

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(425): View more from Washington

there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..

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(214): View more from Texas

dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy

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(727): View more from Florida

whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.

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(407): View more from Florida

I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much

(352): View more from Florida

Like they're going to fly away?

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?

(919): View more from North Carolina

You might end up in the wrong class.

(910): View more from North Carolina

I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.

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