There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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