Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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