butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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