Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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