We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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