we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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