ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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