I bet he comes in French.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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