Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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