it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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