it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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