i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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