Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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