yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
