New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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