What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
is wine microwaveable?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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