Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
