Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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