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So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he puts the penis in happiness.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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