He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Randomize
