just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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