Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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