i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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