Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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