I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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