You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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