Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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