God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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