What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Barsexuality is the new black.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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