if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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