Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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