were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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